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(Source: breakfastburritoe)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

(Source: darkblastoise)

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
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disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

Obligatory Ugly October Selfie {

Obligatory Ugly October Selfie

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden)

  • Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip: Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
  • His friend: Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass
hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.
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hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

thatfunnyblog:

i feel like this is a real family photo {

thatfunnyblog:

i feel like this is a real family photo

  • october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE