- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
- Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip: Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
- His friend: Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass
and we’re back.
i feel like this is a real family photo
- october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE